Evil Processes

Today, after a particularly harrowing episode of Ella throwing macaroni and cheese all over the kitchen and nearly falling off the table, and Noah running around the house screaming like a banshee and using pencils as weapons, I muttered to myself "Lord have mercy". Noah heard me (he can hear THAT, but he doesn't hear me yelling at him to sit down and quit running with pencils in his hand?) and he said "Mom, you are not supposed to use the Lord's name for evil processes." (I think he meant 'purposes'). Okay, Mr. Ten Commandment Quoter- how come you can't seem to remember the one about honoring thy father and mother?