Recent Noah-isms

Regarding Ella:
"I'm getting sick and tired of my sister's out-of-control behavior".
and
"My sister has some serious behavior issues"

Regarding his score on a hole at putt-putt:
"Mom! Mom! I got a hole in eight!"

Regarding playing putt-putt in general:
"It's a nice day, fun game, what more could you ask for in life?"

And my personal favorite.......

Regarding finding his lost shoes:
"Mom, I found my flip, but I can't find my flop."