Here are actual phrases that came out of my mouth today:
"Ella, get off the table".
"Ella, where did you get that finger paint? Wait, that's not finger paint, it's food coloring!! Oh dear Lord....."
"Noah, just because I turned on the vaccuum does not mean you should scream and hit me with a golf club."
"Ella don't drink the soy sauce".
"Ella, get off the table."
"Noah, please don't hit your sister with the Q-Tip"
"Ella, will you PLEASE stop POOPING???!?!?!?"
"Ella, get off the table".
"Noah, please take Daddy's boxers off your head and put them back in the the laundry basket".
"No, honey, I don't think running around your room in your underwear will make you more tired- I think you should lay down in your bed and relax"
"Ella, get off the table"
sigh.
What a day!
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